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seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via yodollazz)

6thronin:

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

robregal:

traces0fmylipstick:

regalasfuck:

phatwemin:

crunchwrapqueen:

panduh-burr:

alexandertherager:

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

Jesus…. Lol!!!

Fucking idiots.

MY GOODNESS 

LMFAO

natural selection lmao

Dumbasses

All of them deserved it. ALL of them.

^hahaha

Universal face-palm…

(Source: iraffiruse, via yodollazz)

You ever just look at your friends like dayuuuuum

My friends are foineeeeee

messagesfromthemisunderstood:

blasianxbri:

onlyblackgirl:

she-does-it-well:

evolvingessence:

whitegirlsaintshit:

treehunna:

queentiye:

thagoodthings:

cosbyykidd:

bishopmyles:

dontsweatmytechinque:

babeobaggins:

melaninamami:

jnc-ink:

adorableblackgiant:

brownglucose:

Sing.
Your.
Song!

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Sing, young black man.

black exellence

GO OFFFFF

His runs😩😩😩🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Dude was runnin all over the place

PLEASE MAKE THIS GO VIRAL

YES

YOU BETTA FUCKIN GET IT BOY!

Ummmm, that run at :30 - :35 - *praise breaks*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee SING THE SONG SIR!

LET THAT MAN RUN!

Yas Lawd!!

I had to watch this again. Jesus

matureresponsibleadult:

thefatgawd:

leseanthomas:

studiocatch:

the-uncensored-she:

Mr. Rock reminding you of the white male dominated entertainment industry’s racist fuckery.

Word.

Good ‘ol Chris, lol.

Chris Rock to me STAYS WOKE and even though he play well with others he still keeps it real as fuck about race.

I hate white people who insult Chris Rock. “He’s so angry!” they say. Angry? He’s smiling ear to ear almost constantly! Maybe he seems angry to you because he’s pointing out things you’d rather not hear.

(via gridironofthesoul)

hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 

(via miissanaa)

Countdown

10. I’ve been to 14 CVS’ in 48 hours. As crazy as it sounds, I can’t even explain how great of an experience it was for me. 

9. I just discovered rain checks. THEY ARE AMAZING!

8. For the first time, I’ve actually explored parts of my borough I never new existed, and I love it. 

7. I bend over backwards for the sake of other people on a regular basis. So I’m damn sure gonna bend over backwards for my damn self this time.

6. So I’ve discovered a major flaw in my moisturizing process: I’ve been using spray bottles to wet my hair, BUT spray bottles tend to squirt in concentrated bursts (similar to a water gun). What ends up happening is that the water doesn’t disperse properly, and I end up over saturating my hair with water. I finally realized this, and bought a spray bottle thats more like the pump that perfumes use and it’s been amazing.

5. Why is glycerine so damn hard to find in a store.

4. It’s getting too dark and too cold and I actually REALLY hate it.

3. I was randomly thinking about my relationship on the train today, and I had to chuckle to myself because it’s really just mind-blowing how good God is. So many obstacles I didn’t know how we were gonna make it through, but dontcha know God always provided a way? Amazing.

2. To try out for this solo, or to not try out for this solo? Low key not understanding why we have to have try-outs anyway.

1. Finally got direct deposit from my other job. 

awkwaaaaard.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via miissanaa)

"I’m never going to become a product junkie"

- — Real life lies Natural girls tell themselves.

Countdown

10. The hunt continues. 

9. I will never not buy an unlimited metro card.

8. Need. real. job. NOW.

7. When my best friend remembers he loves me, I be all types of shocked. The way he neglects me is shameful!

6. Do what makes you happy.

5. Every time I try to clean my room, it gets messy again. I just have too much stuff, and It seems as though I can’t throw anything away.

4. I really miss my boyfriend a lot.

3. Fall is my favorite because I get to steal his sweaters. They’re my favorite.  

2. These invitations are about to burn a hole in my pocket if I find what I’m looking for.

1. im hungry

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

(via gridironofthesoul)

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

blasianxbri:

onlyblackgirl:

she-does-it-well:

evolvingessence:

whitegirlsaintshit:

treehunna:

queentiye:

thagoodthings:

cosbyykidd:

bishopmyles:

dontsweatmytechinque:

babeobaggins:

melaninamami:

jnc-ink:

adorableblackgiant:

brownglucose:

Sing.
Your.
Song!

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Sing, young black man.

black exellence

GO OFFFFF

His runs😩😩😩🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Dude was runnin all over the place

PLEASE MAKE THIS GO VIRAL

YES

YOU BETTA FUCKIN GET IT BOY!

Ummmm, that run at :30 - :35 - *praise breaks*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee SING THE SONG SIR!

LET THAT MAN RUN!

Yas Lawd!!

(via journeytomydreams)